|Team||SECOM Security Services|
|Team Members||Dr Doctor|
|Weapons||Vertical Lawnmower blade, spikes|
Robot statistics correct as of its most recent appearance on the show
- "This is my robot Phallus Chopper-Offer, because it chops off phalluses"
- — Dr Doctor
Phallus Chopper-Offer was a wedge shaped robot that was armed with a large vertical blade and spikes on the side. It won its first round battle but lost in the second round in a shock to Silly.
Robot History Edit
In the first round eliminator, Phallus Chopper-Offer was against Rowbott and The Rib Massager. Immediately Phallus Chopper-Offer charged straight forward towards Rowbott and damaging it with the blade, while The Rib Massager was landing blows on Phallus Chopper-Offer and Rowbott. Phallus Chopper-Offer then turned its attentions to The Rib Massager, attacking it and leaving the heavily damaged Rowbott to be counted out. Phallus Chopper-Offer along with The Rib Massager went through to the second round.
In Round Two, Phallus Chopper-Offer started off strong against the bumbling Silly. It constantly attempted to slice off a wheel and damage Silly, but with no success. Then, in a shock, it went in for a side on attack but got flipped by Silly's spike, tipping over on its side. As Phallus Chopper-Offer didn't have a srimech, it was shockingly eliminated.
|PHALLUS CHOPPER-OFFER - RESULTS|
|Heat A, Eliminator||vs. Rowbott, The Rib Massager||Qualified|
|Heat A, Round 2||vs. Silly||Lost|
- Wins: 1
- Losses: 1
Series Record Edit
- Series 1: Round 2
- Series 1.5 - 2: Did not enter