|UK Series||1, 2|
|Other Entries||My Bestest Robot|
Robot statistics correct as of its most recent appearance on the show
- "It has no weapons, it has no armour and its only real way, its only tactical way of destroying the enemy is to confuse it with its rather ill-placed stickers."
- — Adam
Rowbott is a small cube shaped robot built by the Assistant for Series 1 of Banter Wars. It is a pathetic robot with no weaponry or srimech, which lead to it easily beaten in the eliminators in Series 1 with little to no effort by Phallus Chopper-Offer. After its terrible performance the Assistant injected it with "make better robot drugs" to create My Bestest Robot which performed just as poorly. Rowbott will compete only in the Sumo in Series 2.
Robot History Edit
Rowbott was up against Phallus Chopper-Offer and heat favorite The Rib Massager. Almost immediately Phallus Chopper-Offer charged towards Rowbott and shoved it into the corner, slashing at it as it drove further, with The Rib Massager also landing blows on Rowbott and Phallus Chopper-Offer. Eventually both Phallus Chopper-Offer and The Rib Massager back away and fight one another, leaving Rowbott to slowly move, but not fast enough as it is counted out, which meant Rowbott was eliminated from the competition.
|ROWBOTT - RESULTS|
|Heat A, Eliminator||vs. Phallus Chopper-Offer, The Rib Massager||Eliminated|
- Wins: 0
- Losses: 1
Series Record Edit
- Series 1: Round 1
- Series 1.5: Did not enter
- Series 2: Sumo