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"Designed to have real lasers, but unfortunately we couldn't have that in the ring, so instead its been replaced with three... red... poles..."
— Adam summarizes The Lasermobile's weaponry.
The Lasermobile
TheLasermobile-02

The Lasermobile's (formerly Lasers & Everything) official Series 2 image
Participation Information
UK Series 1.5 - 2
Team Lasers & Everything
Robot Statistics
Weapons 3x static poking poles

Robot statistics correct as of its most recent appearance on the show


The Lasermobile, previously known as Lasers & Everything, is a two-wheeled middleweight robot. Although ostensibly equipped with a trio of "lasers", The Lasermobile's main weapon was its tremendous pushing power. The Lasermobile had some success, reaching the Grand Final of the King of the Hill competition in its rookie season. In its debut in King of the Hill, The Lasermobile with its very good pushing power managed to impressively hold off Series 1 YouTubers' Special champion Crumpet King to win the battle.

Robot History[]

Series 1.5[]

Lasers & Everything first took part in the King of the Hill tournament. In the qualifying round it triumphed over Ducks Ahoy, The Nubmarine, and the Series 1 YouTubers' Special champion Crumpet King in an upset to move on to the King of the Hill Grand Final.

In the Grand Final, Lasers & Everything fought against Karinabob, Milimate and The Cakeinator, and was unsuccessful.

Series 2[]

Lasers & Everything returned for Series 2, now named The Lasermobile, and was drawn to fight Purple Penetrator in Heat C. As soon as the match began, the two robots charged one another, entangling themselves and requiring Observabot to split the two, only for both of then to get stuck together again. Observabot pressed the pit release, hoping that one might be able to force the other into the pit. Eventually Purple Penetrator backs away and then charges at The Lasermobile, causing a dent with its spike. Finally, Purple Penetrator manages to get underneath The Lasermobile, pushing it near the pit. Although The Lasermobile attempted to escape, Purple Penetrator spun The Lasermobile around using its spike, dropping it into the pit and eliminating The Lasermobile from the tournament.

Series 2.5[]

The Lasermobile returned to the King of the Hill competition as well, where it was faced with the unenviable draw of the reigning King of the Hill champion, The Cakeinator, along with fellow King of the Hill finalist Milimate and redesigned Series 1 competitor Blimey McTrousers. The Cakeinator destroyed everyone, which meant The Lasermobile was eliminated from the King of the Hill competition.

Results[]

THE LASERMOBILE - RESULTS
Series 1.5
King of the Hill, Qualifiers (as Lasers & Everything) vs. Ducks Ahoy, The Nubmarine, and Crumpet King Won
King of the Hill, Grand Final (as Lasers & Everything) vs. Karinabob, Milimate, and Leternal Lost
Series 2
Heat C, Round 1 vs. Purple Penetrator Lost
Series 2.5
King of the Hill, Qualifiers vs. The Cakeinator, Milimate, and Blimey McTrousers Lost

Wins/Losses[]

  • Wins: 1
  • Losses: 3

Series Record[]

  • Series 1: Did not enter
  • Series 1.5: King of the Hill, Runner-Up (as Lasers & Everything)
  • Series 2: Heat C, Round 1
  • Series 2.5: King of the Hill, Qualifiers
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