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The Rib Massager
Rib ticklier
Participation Information
UK Series 1
Team The Doctors
Team Members Mr. Doctor
Robot Statistics
Weapons Hammer/flipper and spinning clubs

Robot statistics correct as of its most recent appearance on the show

"The Rib Massager is an absolute beast of a machine with a large wedge shape body ready to get underneath opponent and potentially throw them with its large hammer-flipper weapon."
— Adam

The Rib Massager was a wedge shaped robot armed with a very large hammer which could act like a flipping arm and a horizontal flywheel. It was the favorite for the heat it appeared in but lost, in a shocking turn of events, in Round Two.

Robot History Edit

The first round melee saw The Rib Massager go up against Rowbott and Phallus Chopper-Offer. Phallus Chopper-Offer attacked Rowbott while The Rib Massager crept along slowly to the fight. Getting there, The Rib Massager used its hammer, slamming down on Phallus Chopper-Offer and Rowbott. After leaving Rowbott for dead, Phallus Chopper-Offer turned its attentions to The Rib Massager. Both machines fought while Rowbott was counted out. The Rib Massager along with Phallus Chopper-Offer qualified for Round Two.

Bone bugger upper vs rib massager

TheRib Massager loses its weapon

In Round Two, The Rib Massager was up against Bone Bugger-Upper. At first The Rib Massager seemed like it was doing well, bashing Bone Bugger-Upper and then using its blade. However things turned for the worse when The Rib Massager decided to use the axe again but by doing so, it was cut off by the claw of Bone Bugger-Upper. Without an axe and with a blade that did little to Bone Bugger-Upper, Rib Massager tried pushing Bone Bugger-Upper with its wedge shape but only ended up with more of the axe being snapped off by it. After pressing the pit release button, it pushed Bone Bugger-Upper to the drop zone, where Bone Bugger-Upper took huge damage from the drop zone fridge, causing it to start smoking from the impact. Despite this late effort from The Rib Massager, it lost to Bone Bugger-Upper on a judges' decision, which meant The Rib Massager was eliminated from the tournament.

Results Edit

THE RIB MASSAGER - RESULTS
Series 1
Heat A, Eliminator vs. Rowbott, Phallus Chopper-Offer Qualified
Heat A, Round 2 vs. Bone Bugger-Upper Lost

Wins/losses Edit

  • Wins: 1
  • Losses: 1

Series Record Edit

  • Series 1: Round 2
  • Series 1.5 - 2: Did not enter

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